Fake Stella Mars

There once was (probably still currently is) this horrible postcard company called Stella Mars. They produced quite possibly some of the worst postcards ever made. Their formula--take a b&w vintage picture, pick a primary color for font and highlights, and then try to make it clever. We at CR hated these SO much for several reasons: A) they were a complete rip-off of Barbara Kruger but B) not as intelligent and C) they were ALWAYS DUMB (except for maybe "Keep Your Fork There's Pie"). I'm not going to even show you one just out of spite. What I will show you however is a series CR did mocking said Stella Mars and their god-awful postcards.
Enjoy: